1000 word essay on ‘How I acquired this recipe from great grandmother of a TRex while traveling through Arabian desert with no drop of water left in my Vitamin D fortified glass water bottle.’
Very simple recipe
And this is where the actual recipe starts…
Ingredients
- 3 tsp sea salt
- 4 grams of sustainably sourced palm sugar from Malaysia by paying $199 in customs
- 250gm of par boiled fragrant long grain basmati rice aged at least for 2 years
- 11 pinch of butter churned from A2 milk from a golden colour cow
- 509ml water sourced from any ancient well
- 1/3000 gram gold specially extracted from a meteor fallen on a lunar eclipse night in the month of April. Very easy to acquire from any grocery shop. Believe me, you cannot skip this ingredient. It is a game changer
- 1/2 tsp unicorn horn powder which is an excellent source of calcium – a recently designated ‘superfood’ that our grandmothers have used for ages. You can easily source this powder from any medical shop near you…
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- 2 Eye lashes plucked gently from a willing stray white cat with one blue and one green eye
- Etc..
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